So...Hi! My name is Rita and I'm from Portugal. I'm 17 years old. Probably obsessing about a tv show rn. Anything you wanna know just ask :)
and some more gems
and my personal favorite
dont you dare think
for even a second
that nobody saw you
when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE I SAW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR CRAPPY PARKING JOB IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD
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i will reblog this as many times as it takes me to stop finding this funny
taylor swift is like that aunt that tries to be “hip” with the young’ns and “with the times” and then asks you what does bae stand for and after you tell her she starts calling everything bae even the lamp next to the couch
HEY YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAMP NEXT TO MY COUCH AND I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IT IS, IN FACT, VERY MUCH BAE.
Lena Dunham (x)
Why I love her and why you should too.
Girls are trained to say, ‘I wrote this, but it’s probably really stupid.’ Well, no, you wouldn’t write a novel if you thought it was really stupid. Men are much more comfortable going, ‘I wrote this book because I have a unique perspective that the world needs to hear.’ Girls are taught from the age of seven that if you get a compliment, you don’t go, ‘Thank you’, you go, ‘No, you’re insane.’
The one and only time that Tatiana Maslany looked like Cosima Niehaus.
hi im here to colonize *points at canada* thats mine
haha about that,
Orphan Black: the only show on Television where the main actress has kissed the majority of the cast.
Orphan Black: The only show where the main actress is majority of the cast.